The Big Blue Krunch Monster

maddzee:

motivational sonics bc i was feeling bad ;v;

edit: added metal sonic and fixed the post so it wasnt so long!!! phew!!! and thank you to anyone wishing me to feel better!!! you’re all lovely!!!! 

another edit: added eggman by request! im so glad you all like this, it really makes me happy. <3 have a lovely day everyone.  

ungoliantschilde:

of J’onn J’onnz learning to be ‘John Jones’, by Darwyn Cooke from ‘DC: the New Frontier’.

petemaximoff:

just so you know what is going on in my country right now:

  • votes came in for independence 45% yes 55% no
  • media very “”no”” centred and bias
  • unionists are now attacking yes voters
  • a seventeen year old girl has been stabbed
  • they are burning our saltire giving nazi salutes
  • our first minister resigns

please signal boost this 

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

calico-canadian:

evil-bones-mccoy:

sexyroman69:

batter-sempai:

criminal-tergiversator:

plushestrumpest:

piefacemcgee:

shrineart:

benedictcumberbatch:

josiephone:

ubiquitousdreams:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

recklesscreature:

robochai:


This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.


its pretty true 

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

this is so accurate i want to cry

Opening ovens/dishwashers. 

Walking inside after it’s been cold/raining

DISHWASHERS

the magical smears that happen for NO FUCKING REASON WHERE DO THEY COME FROM

Walking outside in the summer where its humid

Having to take them off to flop face down on the bed.

The frustration when something or someone hits your face and your glasses go crooked, get knocked off, or get smudged.

when people touch your glasses, on or off your face, and smudge them. 

My glasses love slipping down my nose so that I look like I have glasses-shaped moustaches. They’re assholes like that.

Oh god that feeling of panic where you set your glasses down and you don’t remember where you put them and your blindly scrambling around tripping over everything.

calico-canadian:

evil-bones-mccoy:

sexyroman69:

batter-sempai:

criminal-tergiversator:

plushestrumpest:

piefacemcgee:

shrineart:

benedictcumberbatch:

josiephone:

ubiquitousdreams:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

recklesscreature:

robochai:

This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.

its pretty true 

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

this is so accurate i want to cry

Opening ovens/dishwashers. 

Walking inside after it’s been cold/raining

DISHWASHERS

the magical smears that happen for NO FUCKING REASON WHERE DO THEY COME FROM

Walking outside in the summer where its humid

Having to take them off to flop face down on the bed.

The frustration when something or someone hits your face and your glasses go crooked, get knocked off, or get smudged.

when people touch your glasses, on or off your face, and smudge them. 

My glasses love slipping down my nose so that I look like I have glasses-shaped moustaches. They’re assholes like that.

Oh god that feeling of panic where you set your glasses down and you don’t remember where you put them and your blindly scrambling around tripping over everything.

Most to Least Likely to be Able to Deal with Heartbreak

shitthesignssay:

  1. Sagittarius
  2. Aquarius
  3. Aries
  4. Leo
  5. Gemini
  6. Libra
  7. Capricorn
  8. Virgo
  9. Pisces
  10. Taurus
  11. Cancer
  12. Scorpio
allthingshyper:

themyskira:

dragondruids:

woahitsthatcoolkidadam:

Yo but remember when Harley Quinn basically shat on gay bashing?

Oh my god, where is this from?

That one’s from Harley Quinn #22! Harley gets killed and goes to Hell, where she hooks up with some dead buddies and proceeds to plan a jailbreak. So Hell sics this crazed demonic enforcer on her, a bounty hunter from the Old West who even in death is obsessed with finding the one man who eluded him. After said bounty hunter annoyingly foils Harley’s escape plan, Harley finally asks him: “ffs, you’re dead, why are you so obsessed with finding this guy?” and it turns out that he wants revenge against the man who “corrupted” his son, aka his son’s boyfriend. And Harley’s like, “UM, DUH, YOU HAVEN’T FOUND HIM BECAUSE HE’S NOT IN HELL YOU BIGOTED DICKHEAD.” And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.
Because these are just the kind of things that happen to Harley.

And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.
Harley raised hell IN Hell and got brought back to life because Satan probably said ‘fuck this’ and banished her.
Harley literally lives because heaven doesn’t want her and hell is afraid she might take over

allthingshyper:

themyskira:

dragondruids:

woahitsthatcoolkidadam:

Yo but remember when Harley Quinn basically shat on gay bashing?

Oh my god, where is this from?

That one’s from Harley Quinn #22! Harley gets killed and goes to Hell, where she hooks up with some dead buddies and proceeds to plan a jailbreak. So Hell sics this crazed demonic enforcer on her, a bounty hunter from the Old West who even in death is obsessed with finding the one man who eluded him. After said bounty hunter annoyingly foils Harley’s escape plan, Harley finally asks him: “ffs, you’re dead, why are you so obsessed with finding this guy?” and it turns out that he wants revenge against the man who “corrupted” his son, aka his son’s boyfriend. And Harley’s like, “UM, DUH, YOU HAVEN’T FOUND HIM BECAUSE HE’S NOT IN HELL YOU BIGOTED DICKHEAD.” And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.

Because these are just the kind of things that happen to Harley.

And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.

Harley raised hell IN Hell and got brought back to life because Satan probably said ‘fuck this’ and banished her.

Harley literally lives because heaven doesn’t want her and hell is afraid she might take over

anabelsbrother:

cahrroty:

istumogra:

jensendaddy:

maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them

write a book

do a movie

    

kickass-pics:

it comes with 2 subwoofers 

kickass-pics:

it comes with 2 subwoofers 

heckayeah:

american sex ed

reblog if you’d truly miss me if I deleted.