does anyone in the naruto universe understand proper optic-surgery etiquette cause they just be popin eyes on and off like socks.
If a nigga tried to run up on me with them crusty ass hands and snatch my sharingan i’d give em these-fuckin-hands-no-jutsu because that’s unsanitary.
Dodging haters like
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
should i make the “humanity received a grim reminder” joke or do you want to
THIS METHOD OF BREAKING THE WALL MARIA HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!
Armstrong the Sparkle Titan
i’m gonna create an anime and the first episode is gonna zoom in on the person with bright blue hair sitting by the classroom window, then pan over to the kid with plain hair, the main character
and then there’s a running joke the entire show about how no one knows why the hell that guy over there has such weird hair
and then there is an OVA about the guy complaining why he is not the main character yet when he is actually the main character of the OVA
spirit: EXCUSE ME CAN YOU SHOW ME TO THE BATHS
haku: yes, of course, one moment please